Facebook Killed My Baby Edition

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Today’s Throat Punch goes to one of the biggest asshole mothers that I’ve ever heard of and believe me, thanks to CNN, I’ve heard of some doozies and most of them have been Throat Punched. If you don’t believe me, just go check the Throat Punch Thursday tab. Anyways, apparently, I’m on a theme this week ( though I hadn’t intended it) Facebook strikes again.

Today’s Throat Punch is being bestowed upon this mental midget, 22-year-old Alexandria Tobias, for being the most severely lacking in skills parent ever! She’d also make a banner poster child for why shows that propagate that idiots procreate, like Teen Moms, should be removed from existence. Apparently, this fucking idiot was so engrossed in “Farmville” ( can you say white trash?) that when her 3-month-old baby, Dylan, began crying she was perturbed to the extent with the infant that her only logical reaction was to SHAKE HIM furiously to quiet him. Yeah, because we all know how well shaking a baby quiets and calms them.

Then she put her frightened, freshly shaken ( not stirred..Thank God) baby back into his CRIB. She went and smoked a cigarette to “calm her nerves” ( you will see in a moment how well that worked). My money says, she probably slipped in another round of Farmville ( probably lost) and then she returned to Dylan’s crib and…SHOOK HIM AGAIN! Are you fucking kidding me??? Can I please have this broad alone in a room for 15 minutes? Because, quite frankly, I’d like to shake her severely before I roundhouse kicked her in the face and then commenced with a hearty Throat Punch to her obviously unused brain.

The good news is that she was sentenced this week to 50 years in prison and hopefully, some crazy Mommy in there will shake some sense into her. The bad news is that she’s a fucking idiot and I really think they should have given her the death penalty. That’s just my opinion.

So who’s your Throat Punch Thursday being bestowed upon? Grab the button and then Link up below and let me know who you think is deserving of your Throat Punch. Come on…you know you want to tell me!

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28 responses to “Facebook Killed My Baby Edition”

2011/02/03
Jess@Straight Talk
What a ho bag. I hope they sentence her for a long long long time. At least as long as it takes for her to come out older and never be able to have another baby again.
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1. 2011/02/03
  Truthful Mommy
  50 years, hopefully she serves the full term but let’s be serious, that bitch will be roaming free in probably 10..still young enough to procreate!Maybe they can make a condition of her release sterilization. She needs no more children!CM, this annoys me!
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  1. 2011/02/03
    Polish Mama on the Prairie
    Wow, girl. Ok, the title “Throat Punch Thursday” always makes me chuckle. But this girl? Uh, yup. She deserves one. God blesses us with these children to raise them, protect them, do the best for them. Not kill them!
    Btw, the site keeps popping up with Stack overflow at line 8 or something…
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    1. 2011/02/04
      Truthful Mommy
      Thanks for letting me know about the stack overflow error. Yes, I think that woman deserves something more severe than 50 years, she seemed so callous about the whole situation. The video disgusted me.
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2011/02/03
Jenni Chiu
Are you fucking kidding me?! It does seem like the “idiots” are over procreating.
Throat punch! Throat kick! And throat baseball bat whack!
Geez.
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1. 2011/02/04
  Truthful Mommy
  Jenni,
  I agree “Throat baseball whack”. We truly are surrounded by fricking idiots!
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2011/02/03
Abbi
She seriously needs to be sterilized, I agree. Stupid bitch.
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1. 2011/02/04
  Truthful Mommy
  Abbi,
  I so agree. There needs to an IQ test before people can procreate or at the very least some sort of screening to make sure prospective parents are willing and able to take care of a child before getting pregnant.
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2011/02/03
ashley
no words.
just sad
and pathetic
ugh
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1. 2011/02/04
  Truthful Mommy
  Ashley,
  I completely concur!
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2011/02/03
Leigh Ann
Ugh. These stories make me so upset. There was also one in which a mom was checking FB and left her 1 year old son alone in the bathtub “because he likes his independence.” Guess what? He drowned.
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1. 2011/02/04
  Truthful Mommy
  Leigh Ann,
  What kind of asswipe would leave a kid in the bath by himself…unless he was a big kid. Again, I think there needs to be a screening process..like a job application for those who can become parents:) And training!
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2011/02/03
Squish
Really she asked for fucking mercy! Did you give your son mercy, um no bc you’d rather grow imaginary veggies???? GOD help all the rest of us who have to pay for these low life morons!!! Rot in jail!
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1. 2011/02/04
  Truthful Mommy
  Squish,
  I know, I think that is one of the most annoying things in the video the face that she has the gall to ask for mercy is beyond me!
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2011/02/03
ThePittsofBeingPeachy
HOW the hell did I not know about Throat Punch Thursday? Ok I am totally on board Also if you can tell me where she is at I am willing to go there and shoplift a freaking ham so I can get a minute or 2 alone in the cell with this freaking twit. People like this need to be sterilized. That should be part of the sentence. Also how do these people live to court. My husband I agree that we would kill each other prior to notifying the cops or 911.
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1. 2011/02/04
  Truthful Mommy
  I love it a murder pact in case one crosses the line! I told my husband I don’t know how she hasn’t killed herself. How does she live with the guilt? Obviously she is a fucking moron!
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2011/02/03
Bruna
Stories like this one horrify me because I cannot place myself in their shoes to understand their actions. I just can’t.
I feel so sad for baby Dylan.
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1. 2011/02/04
  Truthful Mommy
  Bruna,
  This girl is a special kind of mental midget. I feel sorry for the rest of the family who has to carry on knowing what she has done and missing out on this little boys life. She is a monster. I firmly believe that anyone who kills/hurts a child should get the death penalty.
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2011/02/03
JustMom420zaks
It’s even worse than this.
After she shook the baby, she threw him onto the couch and went to smoke a cigarette to “calm down” and the dog knocked the baby (remember 2 weeks old) off of the couch. He started crying again (or still or whatever) and she shook him again.
If anyone deserves a throat punch, it’s this chick.
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1. 2011/02/04
  Truthful Mommy
  This woman obviously has some sort of mental problem. In her video she asked the court for mercy…but she didn’t sound remorseful. The video sickened me to such an extent that I wanted to vomit! She will have to live the rest of her life knowing that she is missing out on her son because of “Farmville”..how ridiculous!
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2011/02/04
Xenia @ Thanks, Mail Carrier
Why are there so many stupid people? And why are they always having children? Yuck, yuck, yuck. This story makes me sad for baby Dylan but also so angry at this dimwit. Don’t have a freaking baby if you can’t take care of it! And, if that advice is too late already, give your baby to someone who will actually care for it!!
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1. 2011/02/07
  Truthful Mommy
  I concur. I stand by my original statement, people need to take some sort of test and training before having children. It’s ridiculous what kind of morons are allowed to be parents. The worst part of all is that( to me anyways) according to the video, it didnt seem that she had nay remorse.
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2011/02/05
Mommyfriend
OMG I know. This story gutted me.
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1. 2011/02/06
  Laura
  Perfectly stated. Sickening.
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  1. 2011/02/07
    Truthful Mommy
    Laura,
    There are some crazy people out there!
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2. 2011/02/07
  Truthful Mommy
  Lori,
  Me too! I could just imagine her all obsessed with FARMVILLE and completely ignoring the little boy, only paying attention long enough to shake him to death because she was so distracted by his cries. Poor baby!I think there is probably a special place in hell for people like this.
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2011/02/10
Tashmica
Never thought I would ever participate. However, something really pissed me off last night and so Throat Punch Thursday has migrated over to The Mother Flippin Blog too!
As far as this amazing specimen of brain power, throat punch…I think a good hard shanking comes to mind. All I keep seeing is a tiny baby flopping around. What an awful tragedy. Another life lost to abuse. grrr.
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